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Leave Me The Fuck Alone - Unisex Funny T-Shirt
€16,78 EUR
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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

Leave Me The Fuck Alone T-shirt is perfect for adding a touch of humor to your wardrobe. It offers a relaxed fit and comfortable wear, suitable for adults. The versatile design can be worn casually or for a fun occasion, making it a great gift for those with a witty sense of humor. Ideal for Halloween, parties, or everyday wear.

Product features:

Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and  sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Shoulder tape for stability
Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
Made with strong and smooth fabric
Various fiber compositions available
Ethically sourced and high quality materials

Care instructions:

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dryclean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: low heat

 

 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

SIZE MATTERS (YEAH, WE SAID IT 😎).WONDERING HOW TO FIND YOURS? CLICK HERE AND SEE THE MAGIC!!!! ✨💫
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Size Guide – Find Your Perfect Fit


REMEMBER: THIS IS FOR CLOTHES!!! 👚😉


(But hey, you can totally use these measuring tips for anything else you need to size up! We don’t judge 😎📏)


At Candy N’ Chaos, every piece is made just for you, no mass production, no boring basics. So getting your size right means your new favorite fit will look (and feel) exactly how it should.
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How to Measure Yourself
You don’t need to be a fashion pro, just grab a measuring tape (or a string + ruler combo if you’re feeling DIY).
Here’s the chaos free way to measure:


👕Chest / Bust: Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest. Snug, not squeezed.


💃Waist: Measure around your natural waist, the spot just above your belly button.


🍑Hips: Measure around the widest part of your hips and butt (no cheating 😉).


📏Length (for tops & hoodies): From the top of your shoulder down to where you want it to land.
Pro tip: Between sizes? Go one size up for that relaxed, streetwear vibe.
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Check the Size Chart
Each product page includes a size chart with exact measurements from our production partners.

Different items = slightly different fits, so always take a quick peek before hitting add to cart.
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No Size Swaps, Sorry!
All our pieces are made to order, which means we can’t accept returns or exchanges if the size isn’t right.

So take a minute, measure it out, and lock in that perfect fit, your custom-made chaos deserves it.


🔥 Don’t stop now, it only gets better.