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Born Pissed - Funny Baby Bodysuit
  • Born Pissed - Funny Baby Bodysuit
  • Born Pissed - Funny Baby Bodysuit
  • Born Pissed - Funny Baby Bodysuit
Born Pissed - Funny Baby Bodysuit
€35,40 EUR
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  NB (0-3M) 3-6M 6-12M 12-18M
Width, in 7.87 8.66 9.45 10.04
Length, in 15.35 16.73 18.11 19.69
Sleeve length, in 7.87 8.46 9.25 10.04

 Product features: 

 

  • 100% certified organic cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Medium fabric (5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²))
  • Regular fit
  • Tear-away label
  • OEKO-TEX and GOTS certified material

 

Care instructions:

  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Do not iron
  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Tumble dry: low heat

 

 

 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Babybugz BZ30, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For children

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dry clean

SIZE MATTERS (YEAH, WE SAID IT 😎).WONDERING HOW TO FIND YOURS? CLICK HERE AND SEE THE MAGIC!!!! ✨💫
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Size Guide – Find Your Perfect Fit


REMEMBER: THIS IS FOR CLOTHES!!! 👚😉


(But hey, you can totally use these measuring tips for anything else you need to size up! We don’t judge 😎📏)


At Candy N’ Chaos, every piece is made just for you, no mass production, no boring basics. So getting your size right means your new favorite fit will look (and feel) exactly how it should.
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How to Measure Yourself
You don’t need to be a fashion pro, just grab a measuring tape (or a string + ruler combo if you’re feeling DIY).
Here’s the chaos free way to measure:


👕Chest / Bust: Wrap the tape around the fullest part of your chest. Snug, not squeezed.


💃Waist: Measure around your natural waist, the spot just above your belly button.


🍑Hips: Measure around the widest part of your hips and butt (no cheating 😉).


📏Length (for tops & hoodies): From the top of your shoulder down to where you want it to land.
Pro tip: Between sizes? Go one size up for that relaxed, streetwear vibe.
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Check the Size Chart
Each product page includes a size chart with exact measurements from our production partners.

Different items = slightly different fits, so always take a quick peek before hitting add to cart.
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No Size Swaps, Sorry!
All our pieces are made to order, which means we can’t accept returns or exchanges if the size isn’t right.

So take a minute, measure it out, and lock in that perfect fit, your custom-made chaos deserves it.


🔥 Don’t stop now, it only gets better.